So I ended up at the Capitol Fourth concert last night, something a DC native tends to avoid (**COUGH** stupid tourists **COUGH**).
I got a kick out of seeing all the other people with Washington DC caps, t-shirts, and other assorted paraphernalia. You definitely ain't from here if you're wearing those things.
So we're standing in line and the cops evacuate us because of heavy thunderstorms, and we have to start moving out to find shelter. We ended up having a picnic in the alcove of a covered parking garage...I can honestly say I have never done that before, until yesterday.
So after the rains, while we filed back into line, the cannons mounted near the Taft Memorial suddenly went off, startling everyone. Someone yelled "THE MINUTEMEN ARE COMING, THE MINUTEMEN ARE COMING!", and wouldn't you know it, here comes this guy dressed like an18th century soldier walking down the street. He heard the remark and said "Don't worry, those are ours." LOL! I guess he thought he heard British instead of Minutemen.
So after bending over and spreading our asscheeks in the name of national security, and got a seat on the West Lawn.

Wow,
right in front of the Washington Monument and the fireworks......I would rather sit on the steps of the Capitol instead of the lawn. However I did walk off with about 5 free bottles of Deer Park water from some pallets sitting on the lawn. WOO HOO for free stuff!
So the concert comes on, Tony Danza does a lame dance number and becomes exhausted by it, as he gasps for air during the introduction monologue. After the monologue, the National Anthem is sung by Hayden Panettiere, whoever she is. After the line " O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave...", I hear someone make the following remark, "Why did some people yell O?" I could not help but grin in silent joy, trying to hold back my snickering. The Orange and Black Effect strikes again!
Then Elliot Yamin came out to do some songs. Meh.
Then comes a rendition of Three Dog Night's "Joy to the World" by Yolanda Adams. It was ok, but I still prefer the Three Dog Night version.
Up next was Little Richard, who was pretty good. I can always dig some classic rock.
Then comes some guy names Dierks Bentley. I know next to jack about country music.
Then comes some songs by the NSO from West Side Story. Not bad; it's better than what came before it.
Hayden comes out again and sings, blech.
Bebe Neuwirth comes out and does some showtunes, not real crazy about those.
Then comes the fireworks, which required me to shuffle off to the left about 20 feet just to even catch a glimpse:

Are you fucking serious? What kind of view is this? However I did enjoy the NSO playing over the fireworks, the music really set the tone of the night.
So after the show, we headed off to the Dubliner by Union Station and had some drinks, because only tourists rush down to the Metro after the show. I discovered that I really love Woodchuck Draft Cider, and also got a glimpse of the O's beating the White Sox on the TV screens inside. They also have a really good Spinach and Artichoke dip.
I probably won't go back to the Capitol Fourth again, it's such an overrated event designed for tourists, but I had a great time mingling with the MeetInDC people.